Halloo,
Jessie and I are starting to do a bit more exploring outside of Glasgow! We've already been to Edinburgh, the capitol of Scotland, twice, as you know. But this past Sunday we were lucky enough to join Student Tours Scotland on their bus to and tour of both St. Andrews and Dundee City. Both are about two hours North-east of Glasgow, and both hold a lot of history and beauty.
So the day started with the alarm at about 5:45 am. Originally set for 6:30, we had to adjust the time when we realized that EVERYTHING, including the underground, opened much later on a Sunday. The bus was departing off of Cowcaddens road in the city center of Glasgow. But the city center itself is a good 30-40 minute walk from our flat. Nothing like a brisk walk to wake you up in the morning. Luckily, we are getting fairly good at this navigation stuff, so we made it with time to spare. The bus was off.
We arrived in St. Andrews to a wide-open view of the ocean in front of us. The guide took us across the beach to some large rocks which would have been off the coast during high tide. I absolutely love the ocean, and we both picked up a few shells and beach rocks along the way. We all gathered on a particularly large rock, overlooking the ocean which would be uninterrupted until Norway and Denmark on the other side (out of view, of course).
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St. Andrews |
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Norway and Denmark beyond the horizon |
While on the rocks, the guide introduced us to St. Andrews, named for the apostle of Christ and Scotland's national saint. St. Andrew never actually visited Scotland (although there are plenty of Scottish legends which claim otherwise, one including his accidental operation of a flying carpet machine). St. Andrew's relics did make it from Rome to Scotland though, and were housed in the coastal cathedral which Jessie and I visited in St. Andrews. St. Andrew was martyred like most of the apostles, crucified by the Romans. He, like St. Peter, asked that he not be crucified in the same manner as Our Lord, and so was instead crucified on an X shaped cross. This explains the Scottish flag, brandishing what is known as the Saltire, or St. Andrew's Cross.
He took us on a tour of some of the highlights, which included the ruins of both St. Andrews castle and St. Andrews Cathedral. Both were destroyed during the Protestant Reformation in the 1600s, unfortunately, as part of the political and religious turmoil of the times. The Protestants had taken control of the Castle, and proceeded to hang the Catholic bishops out of the windows as a sign that the Reformation had begun. Scotland called to France for aid, and it was the French bombardment which destroyed the Castle in the attempt to take it back from the Protestants.
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Imagine the bishops hung by ropes out of these windows. "The Protestants are here!" |
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A good view of the perimeter wall |
As we know, the Protestants won out in Scotland in the Reformation (Scotland's official religion is Presbyterianism), and this resulted in the destruction of most of the Catholic Cathedrals, including the massive and beautiful Cathedral here in St. Andrews. This cathedral would have been three times the size of the Cathedral in Glasgow, one of few surviving cathedrals from before the Reformation in Scotland (God bless the Glaswegians). The ruins of this church are simply breath-taking. The pictures don't do it justice, but I'll let them speak for themselves.
We also got a little tour of the small town of St. Andrews. There wasn't much to the town itself, although we did find a little gem of a street called "Butts Wynd" (that's pronounced with a long "I"), but our tour guide did point out its uncanny resemblance to the idea of a fart. Jessie and I enjoyed this far more than we should have, but we are children and are happy to admit it.
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Notice that "Butts Wynd" is engraved onto the building itself, not just the street sign |
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A small street, more of a crack, really. |
After St. Andrews, we took the bus over to Dundee, one of the seven cities of Scotland (along with Glasgow, Edinburgh, Aberdeen, Perth, Stirling, and Inverness). There wasn't as much in Dundee, except for a lot of public art and sculptures. This includes cartoon characters, abstract art, a monkey, several penguins, a squirrel, a unicorn (these are really everywhere, since they are Scotland's national animal), and an eerily life-like dragon.
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The element of Water (Katara) |
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The element of Fire (Zuko) |
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The element of Earth (Toph) |
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And finally, the element of Air (Aang) |
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Scotland's national animal |
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This monkey has rearranged the letters of "Information" |
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Jessie has tamed the dragon |
I'll finish this post with a great little Scottish story that our tour guide shared with us, mostly for my own selfish reasons because I don't want to forget it. It's a long story, so brace yourselves, and maybe take a potty break first. ;)
A long time ago in the small town of St. Andrews, way back before the town was called St. Andrews, there lived a married couple. They loved each other, building their relationship on a solid foundation of love and trust, and it showed to the people around them. They were very nice; the man would always help his neighbors with field work, and his wife would help around the house.
One day the man was going about the town taking care of some errands. He stopped at the baker's to buy some bread. They chat a little, friendly as they are, and the baker says, "So I hear your wife's a witch." There's nothing really wrong with witches, the baker is just making conversation, but the man denies it outright. "No, there's no way my wife is a witch. I would know. We have built our relationship on a solid foundation of love and trust. She would have told me. There is no way she is a witch."
Then the man goes to the butcher's. He buys his meat, they have a little friendly chat, and the butcher says, "So I hear your wife's a witch." "What?! No! No! I would know if my wife was a witch! Our relationship is built on a solid foundation of love and trust. Why does everyone think she is a witch?"
The man then goes to the florist's shop to get some flowers for his lovely wife. The same thing happens. He buys the flowers, they chat, "Oh you're wife's a witch," "No! Solid foundation of love and trust so on and so forth..."
So the man gets home, feeling very upset and worried about the experiences he has had that day. He begins to think about it, and realizes that his wife does act somewhat strangely. After all, every evening since they were married, she would go out at 11 o'clock at night, and not return until 4 the next morning. He decides he must get it cleared up with his wife. He gives his wife the flowers, a great big kiss, and confesses what he heard the townspeople say. His wife replies, "It's true, I'm a witch."
"What?" the man exclaims. "I trusted you! Why haven't you told me about this before?" "I'm sorry, I should've told you. It's just that my being a witch is not something that you can be a part of. I didn't want you to feel left out. Promise me you won't get involved, and I promise I'll share my adventures with you. I need you to trust me." "Well, ok," the man replies. "I do love you and trust you."
So that night, the woman leaves like usual at precisely 11 o'clock. The man sits alone, pours himself a glass of wine, and reads a book until his wife comes home again at 4. "So how was your night, dear?" he asked expectantly. "Oh it was absolutely splendid. The girls and I traveled all the way to India and danced and drank tea and swam in the ocean with the fish." "Oh that's nice. I was just here, y'know, with my wine and my book."
The next night the same thing happens. She goes out at 11, the man gets his glass of wine and another book, and she returns at 4. "So how was your night tonight, my dear?" he asked again. "Oh it was just amazing. The girls and I went to the Loch, and there were dolphins, and a rainbow even though it was nighttime, and Nessie came and we all had tea together. It was just beautiful and wonderful."
This went on for some weeks. The stories kept getting grander and grander, and the man kept drinking his wine and reading his books. Finally, one night the woman returned as usual at 4, but she was drunk as could be. "What happened tonight, dear?" Slurring her words a bit, she told him that they had gone to the earl's wine cellar, took a bottle of exceptionally fine wine, aged wonderfully and from a lovely vintage, and drank to their heart's content. They had a fine old party into the night. At this the man simply couldn't hold back any longer. "Oh dear, please please take me with you. You know how much I love wine. I just have to come with you!" "No, it is out of the question. You promised you wouldn't try to get involved." They had built their relationship on a solid foundation of love and trust, after all.
The man couldn't resist, however. That night, he went out to the hut in the backyard at 10:30, hid behind the barrels, and waited for his wife and her witch friends to come in like they did every night. Sure enough, 11 comes and the women came into the shed. They uttered some magic words (which I can't utter here or else you might try to copy them), and poof! They disappeared! "Aw, that's easy enough," he though to himself. "Anyone can say that." So, up he rose to the center of the shed, and uttered the magic words. Sure enough, he vanished!
He found himself teleported into the night sky and hurtling along at a hundred miles an hour behind the witches. The girls were there, riding their brooms side-saddle and sipping tea. He was screaming from fright behind them, but they couldn't hear him, because, y'know, tea and whatnot. Beyond in the distance the earl's house was getting closer. When the witches finally came to the chimney, they turned into gold dust, went down, and were gone. The man didn't hear any magic words this time, and the chimney was very small, and he was hurtling still at a hundred miles an hour, and he was sure his time was up. But when he came to the chimney, he dissolved into the gold dust and fluttered down the chimney as well!
He rematerialized in the earl's wine cellar, and his wife was astounded to see him there. "Now you promised you wouldn't try to get involved!" Solid foundation, love and trust, yada yada. "But honey, you know how I love wine! I just had to come. I just want a bottle. One bottle! That's all I ask. Please!" The other witches pleaded his case. "Oh come on darling, he just wants some wine. Let's give him some. He won't ever do it again." "Oh yes, I'll never do it again. I'll just get some wine and I'll be good," the man promised. The woman agreed, and the whole party drank and drank the night away.
The man drank far more than just his one bottle, however. He drank until he passed out on the cellar floor. "What are we to do now?" the witches questioned. "I knew he shouldn't have come! I warned him," the wife said. "We'll just have to leave him here. He won't fit on any of our broomsticks."
So off the witches went back home, leaving the man behind. That morning, the earl woke up about 10 o'clock, and sent his servants into his wine cellar for a bottle of his finest vintage. His two servants went down, and were very surprised when they tripped over the man's slumbering body. He woke very surprised as well, and was taken back up to the earl. "We found him in your wine cellar, sir."
"What have you to say for yourself?" the earl asked. The man tried to explain that it was the work of witches. "You're a witch? You'll burn at the stake!" the earl cried. "No no! My wife is a witch! I just followed her here!" "Oh, your wife is a witch, eh? You'll still burn! You've stolen my wine and have fraternized with witches!"
The man was taken down into the square, tied to a stake, and wood scattered all about him. The entire town turned out for the execution (no tv back then, you know). The earl shouted out how this was the punishment for witchcraft, and this was the punishment for stealing the earl's wine. The fire was lit, and the man was sure his life was over.
Suddenly, an eagle came down from the sky and landed on his shoulder. The eagle had a hat in its mouth, which it placed on the man's head. It then let out a loud cry, and flew away. "Well, that was weird," thought the townspeople. On with the execution! But to the man, it wasn't a mere eagle's cry. He heard the voice of his wife in the eagle, telling him a new set of words to say. The man then said the second-most important thing in his life - the magic words which teleported him out of the fire!
He found himself back home in the middle of his living room, in which his wife was standing very sternly over him. He tells his wife, "I have learned something very important today." He then proceeded to say the first most important thing of his life: "That you, my wonderful wife, are always right."
Cheers,
~Jacob and Jessie Wilkerson